EPL to Sydney...David Moyes says..

You can just hear it can't you. Everton v Blackburn in Sydney on a Saturday in January.

"There's is no way Tim Cahill is going all that way for a game of football, against sodding Blackburn. He's got a bad hammy, besides there is an International in London the following Wednesday and he really wants to play for Australia in that," spoken by a man impersonating David Moyes.