Man Utd: He's not Nicky Carle

Man United lost Ronaldo, the freak goal-scoring machine. Let's face it, United aren't a one man team, but without him and his goals, no championships and no Euro finals in the last three years in my view.

So they've spent their money on who.

Michael Owen...and even he was free! Bet the fans can't wait to see Owen in that new Rugby League shirt. Channel Nine Commentators will be shouting that it's further proof about their great game!

God love them. Owen will score for United, even I could, but he won't win them a title or European title.

I'll guess there will be further buys but is it possible we could see United outside the four.

Who next Mark Viduka, surely not. But he is free!